Wow!!! I just can't stop laughing (Akpos Jokes)

* The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his teacher in class:

  
Teacher: One day Nigeria will be corruption free. What tense is that?

 AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
(Teacher immediately slaps Akpos)


*   Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat.

His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”?

Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of dollars that I was handling”.

She quickly went on her knees apologizing, ‘babe, l’m sorry’.

What do you call Akpos?
1. Smart
2. A damn good liar
3. A good lawyer

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